Gotta smell fre$h fo da ladiez.

Gotta smell fre$h fo da ladiez.

You know you’re drunk when you think that the cab fare is the time.

Dane Cook
The models are hott.

The models are hott.

I’m a t-shirt guy now. But wifebeaters won’t go out of style, not as long as bitches keep mouthing off.

Eminem
JagerBombs. All day everyday.

JagerBombs. All day everyday.

Nickelback is from Canada.

Wikipedia
My amp is big… But I’ve got something bigger in my pants… *high five*!

My amp is big… But I’ve got something bigger in my pants… *high five*!

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Dane Cook
Saving the environment, one bottle at a time.

Saving the environment, one bottle at a time.

Come on now! How could you be me and want to be someone else?

Kanye West