Gotta smell fre$h fo da ladiez.

Gotta smell fre$h fo da ladiez.

1 year ago
”

You know you’re drunk when you think that the cab fare is the time.

Dane Cook
1 year ago
The models are hott.

The models are hott.

1 year ago
”

I’m a t-shirt guy now. But wifebeaters won’t go out of style, not as long as bitches keep mouthing off.

Eminem
1 year ago
JagerBombs. All day everyday.

JagerBombs. All day everyday.

1 year ago
”

Nickelback is from Canada.

Wikipedia
1 year ago
My amp is big… But I’ve got something bigger in my pants… *high five*!

My amp is big… But I’ve got something bigger in my pants… *high five*!

1 year ago
”

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Dane Cook
1 year ago
Saving the environment, one bottle at a time.

Saving the environment, one bottle at a time.

1 year ago
”

Come on now! How could you be me and want to be someone else?

Kanye West
1 year ago